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Some of these are idealistic. Some of these are heartfelt. Some of these are too flowery for their own good. Some are raw. Some of these are just sparks that burnt out too fast. But all of them, all of them are woman. The very essence of. At least some that I have known. As intricate as Chinese puzzle boxes. Here, allow me to lay some out in front of you…
She’s The Kind Of Girl:
She is the kind of girl
that makes an ugly, broken, world feel hand painted and perfect.
She is the kind of girl
who would use the batteries for
your electric toothbrush in her vibrator without asking you.
Hell, she is the type of girl who would use
your electric toothbrush AS
a vibrator without asking you.
She is the kind of girl
that loves so intensely,
that she gives other people second degree burns.
She is the kind of girl
that makes you question your sanity,
yet you wont be able to break away.
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She is the kind of girl
who buzzes bright and loud and gaudy,
just like Neon.
She is the kind of girl
who lifts you up when you are at your lowest,
stuck under the rug of life.
She’s the kind of girl
who lives life like it is a roller coaster,
and she refuses to wear the lap belt.
She is the kind of girl
who would sleep with your best friend in your bed,
in hopes that you would catch her and she could see the expression on your face when it breaks you.
She’s the kind of girl
that unintentionally causes insomnia.
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She’s the kind of girl
that would smoke your last joint,
and not even leave you the roach.
She’s the kind of girl
that would save all of the poetry you’ve written her and put it in to a scrap-book, just to throw it away some day further down the road.
She is the kind of girl
that would post pics of your dick on the interwebz, but it’s your fault for sending them.
She’s the kind of girl
that would fix one of your mistakes without telling anyone so you would still get the credit.
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She is the kind of girl
who lives vicariously through social networks,
but is boring as fuck in real life.
She’s the kind of girl
that is so pretty, it fucks you up and makes you think you are walking funny when you walk by her.
She is the kind of girl
that makes you consider love as the ultimate drug, even when you still have access to other ones.
She is the kind of girl
who plays in a different league,
and from where you are sitting, you can’t even see the field.
She is the kind of girl
who can grill a steak, quote Method Man, and write you under the table. Yet you love her no less for it.
She is the kind of girl
who slaps you in the face for not trying anal and calls you a pussy to her friends.
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She is the kind of girl
who kisses you on the cheek and all the pain of your day goes away.
She is the kind of girl
who thinks that China and Japan are the same fucking place.
She is the kind of girl
you want so badly that she actually distracts you terribly and makes you question if she is even worth it.
She is the kind of girl
who would get drunk, try to make out with your Dad at a family party,
and then cries when you confront her.
She is the kind of girl
that is so smart,
when she speaks to you,
you learn more in ten minutes with her then you learned in a whole semester at school.
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She is the kind of girl
that turns you in to a puddle at her feet,
but at least has the courtesy to take off her high heels when she walks through you.
She is the kind of girl
whose soul is the size of the galaxy,
and yet, the galaxy pales in comparison to her soul.
She is the kind of girl
who is so trendy,when she farts, she says it’s “soy based and good for the environment”.
She is the kind of girl
who is so charismatic,
you will swear to God you shouldn’t be seen in public with her because next to her, you wont exist.
She is the kind of girl
who tries SO hard to be “scene” that if you see her outside of a Newbury Comics or Hot Topic, she shrieks and runs away like a child.
She is the kind of girl
who makes you want to sin,
and then go to confessional just to be forgiven so you can immediately sin again with her.
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She is the kind of girl
that would fuck you so hard your downstairs neighbors would call the cops, and then she would fuck them too.
She is the kind of girl
who is so stupid,
she thinks if you keep sour cream out long enough,
it goes fresh.
She’s the kind of girl
who thinks so highly of you, you start to wonder if she is on to something.
She is the kind of girl
who would poke holes in a condom when you aren’t looking,
just so she could have you “for life”.
She is the kind of girl
who tells you what she wants,
and you do it without question.
And moments later you wonder,
how the fuck did she just get me to do that?
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She is the kind of girl
who leaps without looking
and
loves without question
She is the kind of girl
that gets under your skin like poison,
and once you taste her,
it is over….
but it takes time.
She is the kind of girl
you would follow in to Hell to save her,
and she would walk over your bones and laugh to get out.
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She is the kind of girl
that makes you question everything that scares you about love,
and makes all those irrational fears seem okay.
She is the kind of girl
who would cut you, just so she could lick your wounds.
She’s the kind of girl
that reminds you why you bother getting out of bed at all.
She is the kind of girl….
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