That Time Eminem Predicted The Death of His Best Friend In A Music Video….
Do you know what it’s like to bury a best friend? The feeling you get in your stomach when you see their casket lowered into the ground? I have a feeling 99% of the people reading this don’t. I do,...
View ArticleLet’s Talk About the Stupidity of Outrage Culture
Via Unless you have actually been outside and living a life in the last decade or so, you have to be aware of outrage culture. Shit like this and this. Articles where ‘reputable’ websites write...
View ArticleVinyan: The Most Beautifully Devastating Film I Have Seen Since ‘Antichrist’
As many of my REMLins know, I have spent a great deal of time and spiritual energy trying to find and watch the 100 most disturbing movies ever made. This is not an easy undertaking and definitely...
View ArticleAlpha, Beta, or Breeder: Figuring Out Your Role in the Inevitable Forthcoming...
Image via Let me start this by saying I am not a conspiracy theorist, nor am I am survivalist. I don’t fuck around with guns, and I keep my water stored one gallon at a time. BUT, I am also pretty...
View ArticleDear Courtney Love: We All Know What You Did
Dear Courtney Love, I know what you did last summer. Well, not last summer, but a while back. A great many of us do, to be honest. We chose to ignore the obvious for a while because it felt more...
View ArticleWorst Thing Ever: That Feeling When You Know a Storm is Coming….
It stirs inside you, like restless wind looking for an open window to moan itself through. You are pacing, unable to sleep and uninterested in eating. Things are quiet, but not the good kind of quiet....
View Article5 Awful Things We Have To Accept About Zombie Apocalypse
I grew up loving zombie movies. They were my favorite sub genre of horror film. If a movie had a zombie in it, I was watching it. And for a good, long while, I was set in my thoughts that a zombie...
View ArticleWeekly Weird: The Train Accident and the Calls From A Dead Man
I have decided after the last weird piece I wrote was so well received, I would start doing this more regularly. Sharing stories that have baffled and intrigued me for years, but stories that seem to...
View ArticleThat Time My Evil Ex Tried To Feed Ham To Satan While Naked at 3.a.m.
I am just gonna go out on a limb here and say of all the people you NEVER want to fuck over, you should put writers at the top of that list. They are the one people who actually have voices that get...
View ArticleMy Three Years Watching the 100 Most Disturbing Movies Ever Made: A Teaser
Who goes to Hell willingly? That is the question you need to ask yourself before you read this. I have an answer, but you have to wait until the end for it. To start off, there are basically two types...
View Article5 Movies That Make You Feel AWFUL For Their Lead Character
The reality is, sometimes life sucks. It just does. Some people get shit on by life. It happens. We can all turn our heads or pretend it doesn’t exist, but it does. Hell, some of us HAVE those lives....
View ArticleWe Are Tragedy Vampires: Paul Walker, Death, and Celebrity Worship
Let me preface this by saying anytime anyone dies, especially younger than expected, it is a tragedy. This article is not written to undermine the loss anyone feels regarding the tragic and untimely...
View ArticleSo Begins My Two Weeks of Terror and Horror at RemyCarreiro.com
For the next few weeks, right up until Halloween, I am only going to focus on horror. Horror films, horror books, horror games and my horrifying life. No cute lists about puppies who sound they are...
View ArticleMy Disney Trip From Hell Part 3: The Loneliest Place on Earth (or) Beheadings
I need you all to understand, this is the chapter I was most hesitant about writing about, because as much as part one and part two were messed up, this is a different kind of messed up. I know you...
View ArticleJesus Was A Zombie (or) In A Single Image, Remy Sums Up Easter
I am not a fan of Easter. Do not let the fact that I have an awesome bunny throw you off. Also, do not let the fact that I AM an awesome bunny throw you off. The very idea of Easter is what? To...
View ArticleFall River Follies: The Guy Who Tore His Own Head Off Ten Minutes From My Old...
Fall River is an incredibly interesting town. There is so much culture and history there, but in the same breath, it has become sort of ghetto. A refuge for those who are poor (which is EXACTLY why I...
View ArticleThe Best and Worst Horror Movies of 2012 REDUX
Alright, first things first. I stand by this list. I really do. But I would be lying to you if I were to say that I expected it to be as popular as it was (200,000 hits and counting) because I...
View ArticleFive Movie Scenes (In Non-Horror Films) That Are Terribly Unsettling
Generally, the people I know will ask my advice on the more fucked up films. Even though I pretty much watch everything (except for musicals and most rom-coms), I have sort of pigeon-holed myself as...
View ArticleDead Parents and Molesty Magicians: Frosty The Snowman Is One Messed up Cartoon
Excuse me, kids, but why the fuck do you all have shorts on in Winter? Christmas is a magical time of year, when we shuffle around, from store to store, spending our hard-earned money on people who...
View ArticleSurprise, You’re Dead: The Game That Will Change Your Life
Alright guys, if you are reading this, I am assuming things got way out of hand, and I’m sorry. It started as a game, it really did. We called it assassin, and it was just something stupid we did...
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